Hudson (9/2014)- "Stop eating your boogers Boston. You can get leprosy from eating your boogers!"
Boston- "I have a baby in my belly." Mom- "No you don't" Boston- "Uh,huh...that's why it's stickin' out so much. It's going to come out my mouth...(pause)...it's going to come out my buttcrack." "Give me knuckles, big turd." Boston to Caden
Caden while swimming on vacation at 5 yrs old-"Dad will you scratch my balls...they itch." Dad (whispering)-"WHAT?" Caden-"My balls itch...will you scratch them?" Dad (still whispering) "What are you talking about Caden?" Caden- "You know, the balls of my back", pointing to where he itched. Dad-"Caden those are called shoulderblades." Caden-"Oh, will you scratch my shoulderblades?"
"I got my fat pants on!" -Boston when wearing his blue sweatpants.
"Oh food! My favorite!" - Boston when I told him his food was ready. "Bye big butt." -Boston giving Caden a goodbye hug for school.
Mommy-"Boston, do you want to see baby Josh today?" Boston-"yeah." Mommy-"Do you like baby Josh?" Boston-"Yeah. My daddy needs to fix baby Gosh with his tools." Mommy-"He does? Why does he need to fix him? What's wrong with baby Josh?" Boston-"He cries." "Caden, I wouldn't do that if I were you. You might be pleasantly unsurprised." -Chris when Caden was sitting on a punch balloon. Really? I wonder how it feels to be pleasantly unsurprised.
"Hudson, no no cry. Ogre not get you." -Boston
"It's not my fault" -Boston when discussing with mom and dad why he still poops in diapers, not on the potty.
"We probably shouldn't leave cookies for Santa. We don't want him to get to fat and get diabetes."-Caden on Christmas Eve.
Chris
Best Daddy ever. Loves Jenny and tools (almost equally). Majored in psychology. Built a house. Loves to be outdoors. Quotes movie lines like no other. Goes into his own little world when "Lost" is on. Looks 10 years younger than he really is. Still an awesome basketball player.
Jenny
A dreamer that sees the world through rose colored glasses, which most of the time is wonderful, but can occasionally lead to heartbreak. A true southern girl who genuinely loves grits, black eyed peas, boiled peanuts, and collard greens. Thinks that going barefoot is one of the simple pleasures of life. Wishes that nachos (with lots of jalapenos) and triple chocolate chunk brownies had no calories or fat. Still gets a rush from speed skating and a good game of baseball or softball. Wants someone to go kareoke the night away with her. Loves to dance whenever, and wherever. Thinks her boys are the absolute best gift in the world. Is in love with her husband of 8 years.
Caden
Witty. Greatest big brother ever. Determined to be the best at everything. Very energetic and athletic. Likes basketball and baseball. Is in 1st grade. Very much his daddy's son in looks and personality. Fascinated by nature. Loves to explore.
Boston
Our little miracle. Full of energy and mischief. Determined to not be potty trained by 3. Eats anything and everything including a guitar pick. Is an amazing bundle of laughter and silliness. Loves Bob the Builder, Elmo, Shrek, and Cat in the Hat. Loves to pet and feed animals of any sort (and usually graces them with a kiss). Is mommy's cooking helper.
Hudson
Jolly baby. Chubby rolls good for squeezing. Always wants to be held and played with. Thinks his big brothers are hilarious (especially when they're being naughty). Has 2 teeth. Eats anything we feed him. Doesn't really care about crawling because being the baby means you get catered to all the time. Has mommy wrapped around his fat little finger.
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